Anons! I'm really showing my age!

So I could tell a story of how I came home from work, wife slips into bedroom while I'm in shower. Then wife gets naked and we have wild sex! Right? WRONG!!

I get out of shower and guess whats sprawled-out all over the bed? ? ?

My first F#*@ING Q Tee-Shirt!

BETTER THAN SEX BABY!

BETTER THAN SEX!