Ok, I type this in Google’s red headed step child DuckDuckGo and this is the shit I get.

Not one of the links direct me to where to buy tickets…

I get the same style of shit when I’m looking for God Emperor Trump’s rally’s…

Who’s got the link for Trump’s Texas/Cruz rally? I want tickets, but what the fuck! did the bush’s or jones’s push you out of big D?

Just say the word, they will be dead to me…