Last nights meeting between members of the cabal went roughly as such (transcribed for the hearing impaired):

 

Brennan- The damn Qtards are tearing up the plan. What the fuck Brock, you said you had this covered! It was fool proof and garaunteed to work!

 

Brock: Don't blame me! Its the basement dwelling neckbeards you make me work with that fucked this up!

 

DeNiro: My fucking resteraunt? You had them send it to my resteraunt? Your fucking goons literally dropped it off at the front door. It was supposed to go to my home! I was in the middle of a cheese pizza dinner sucking down the last of a virgin marinara i had waited for months to get my hands on!

 

Hillary: You still have some on your shirt.

 

DeNiro: You wamt to get on me about cleaning up? You!?!?!

 

Hillary: My mess is always cleaned up. Unlike dear butt boy, MY people are professionals.

 

Brock: Fuck you witch

 

Hillary: Hows that heart doing?

 

Brennan: Lets re-focus here, we need to think rationally. Brock fucked up the OP and the anons are onto our game plan. How can we throw them off our scent?

 

Holder: Ive got a great idea.

 

Obama: Fuck, not again

 

Holder: No seriously you guys, I…

 

Hillary: ahem

 

Holder: Guys and witches…

 

Hillary: ahem

 

Holder: Guys and Madam Witch…

 

Hillary: ahem

 

Holder: uhhh… do you need some water?

 

Hillary: i need to change my colostomy bag. Huma!!! Oh wait… nvrmnd. No we are good, carry on.

 

Holder: …gross… Anyways, we have been outed in the media and online as sending these packages ourselves thanks to Brock being a dumb fuck. Are we in agreement on that?

 

Hillary: Yes

Obama: Yes

Maxine: In peach

Brennan: Yes

DeNiro: Absofuckinglootely

Brock: Hey!!!

Debbie: Yes

 

Holder: so how can we throw people off the scent? We need to send it to someone other than a democrat! Who can we pick?

 

Maxine: Drumpf!!!

 

Hillary: Shut up you inbred cow

 

Maxine: In peach!!

 

Brennan: No, we need a personality, preferably media so we can keep pushing that angle.

 

DeNiro: Hannity?

 

Hillary: too high profile and hard target, we need a softer target. Someone easier to get to and squeeze.

 

Debbie: Rush Limbaugh. Fuck that fat dick.

 

Brock: chuckles

 

Debbie: Seth R…

 

Brock: I'll be quiet

 

Obama: I have not had a chance to expound upon my ideas to this fine group.

 

Brennan: We don't give a fuck you drummed up saudi manchurian candidate puppet play toy. You're not even a real muslim fuckwit. Come talk to me after you make the hajj. At least then we will be spiritual equals.

 

Brennan: Brock, make it so…

 

Brock: yes sir