President’s Turkey Pardon Talk – Notes (11/20/18)

re-post from end of last bread

“I want to wish all Americans a very, very happy Thanksgiving. At this time of year, we reflect on the many blessing in our lives.”

Thanksgiving is a time of great American traditions. This is one of them, when one turkey gets a Presidential pardon. [But both will get pardons today.]

Honest Abe was the first to start this tradition of turkey pardons when his son Tad implored him to save the turkey. “Please, dad, please dad, save it!”

The two turkeys are named Peas and his alternate, Carrots. The winner of this vote was decided by a fair and open election on the WH website. This was a fair election. Unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount. And we’re still fighting with Carrots. And I will tell you, we’ve come to a conclusion. Carrots, I am sorry to tell you, the result did not change. [As an aside] It’s too bad for Carrots.

After their good fortune today, both turkeys will now live out their days at Gobbler’s Rest at Virginia Tech. Peas and Carrots are part of a group of 50 exceptional turkeys called the Presidential flock.

“However, it won’t entirely be a rest. Even though Peas and Carrots have received a Presidential pardon, I have warned them [the turkeys] that House Democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas. Nonetheless, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I will be issuing both Peas and Carrots a Presidential pardon. Unfortunately, I can’t guarantee that your pardons won’t be enjoined by the 9th Circuit. Always happens, they’re guaranteed.”

“All joking aside, this is a time for Americans to unite together in the spirit of love, understanding, unity, and joy, as one very proud American family. Our nation is doing well. We are now at the beginning of a national period of Thanksgiving….We’re all very thankful.”

We pray for those in need, especially those impacted by the devastating California fires.

We give thanks to God, who continues to shed His mighty grace upon this magnificent land….this is an incredible time in our country…Prosperity soars all over this land…We send our eternal gratitude to the heros who keep America safe, strong, proud, prosperous, and free.

Now it’s time to grant Peas and Carrots the pardon they’ve been waiting for. They are extremely lucky birds… God bless you all and God bless America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWTX_tomxo

SO: IS POTUS JUST TALKING ABOUT TURKEYS???

>>3973648

Baker, added sauce to the turkey talk, see if you think

notable

>>3973586

Try at night, if convenient. Baker is less busy, fewer posts too.

>>3973734

All good questions, but what are you suggesting?

>>3973724

Seconded.

>>3973785

It's easier to make 100, hard to make it while still saying something anyone wants to hear

>>3973170

Pray. As always.

>>3973216

Well-said.

>>3973298

Timing is never predictable, Dems have created multiple distractions–Kav, election, post-election recounts. Yes, waiting is hard on all of us. Do not despair, anon, we are all here, God is near, be of good cheer. (A poor poem, but I just could resist the rhyme!)

Happy Thanksgiving to all anons.

>>3973403

You could help the cause by not posting.

>>3973477

Just posted on this last night re specifics on their caravan coverage, which is barely better than any other MSM. They do still have some good people who try to sneak things thru under the radar. Tucker, Maria B., Judge Jeannine, Lou Dobbs, Laura I. But people like that are just tolerated (because they're the cash cows that patriots tune in to listen to).

>>3974093

Thx, nice summary on CA election fuckery. I'm betting it will all come out in the wash.

>>3973647

>>3974067

Re GTFO for talking about nigger women; then"Staying, you can't do a Goddamned thing about it"

Yes, there is something we can do about it, shill. We can state in the strongest terms possible that we utterly disagree with what you say and how you say it = GTFO.

>>3974067

Sorry anon intended to include

>>3974082

>>3974133

I know what you mean, I just keep digging and don't focus too much on anything else.

>>3974160

>>3974213

This is pretty funny–that the climate chief is corrupt. Why would anybody take such a job unless they were corrupt?

I especially liked the part about him traveling first class.