Hi Anon. This is the DOJ rep on duty. I am going to need your credit card #, Exp Date, and Security code.
After this you'll be all set partner.
Hey OP great resume. Just want to let you know if you don't make it into the DOJ you're always welcome to come chill with us.
Place this on your nut sack and fap till death for good luck Gramps. Also gma wont get covered when you ascend to No Fapeaven. Sweet dreams