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Derrick Reid ID: 5f1810 Help M Witaker, DOJ Dec. 3, 2018, 7:13 p.m. No.4140827   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1287 >>1410 >>1531 >>1584 >>1724 >>1837 >>1869 >>2007 >>2064 >>2093 >>2170 >>2178 >>2233 >>2357 >>2464 >>2545 >>2565 >>2812 >>2882 >>3320 >>3367

Acting Attorney General, Mathew Whitaker,

 

Sir, I offer the DOJ my services. I am an retired lawyer, having litigated for 10 years. I ran for the US Senate here in California, but lost the CA 6/5 primary. I am 64 years of age, but have a good 12-15 years of focus intellectual capacity, and should live another 30 years.

 

Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ. I understand in great depth, Trump's Struggle against the Deep State. I am exceedingly well informed, and would like to assist you and the DOJ.

 

If you are interested in a loyal citizen lawyer to assist your efforts at the DOJ, please kindly advise.

 

Derrick Michael Reid, BS JD, derrickmichaelreid@yahoo.com

 

If anyone can get this message to Q, please do so. Tired of sitting on the bench. Time to Rally! https://www.facebook.com/derrickmichael.reid

Anonymous ID: deb80b Dec. 3, 2018, 7:24 p.m. No.4141133   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>4131854 PB earlier today

 

Beware Sully Island

 

This may sound weird, but yesterday when I was getting ready to research Mayotte Island, I must have gotten my wires crossed–having heard about Bush's dog Sully–and ended up typing in "Sully Island," which turns out to be quite a dangerous place.

 

The problem is the tides. Wikipedia:

 

A rocky causeway connecting the island to the mainland is uncovered for approximately 3 hours either side of low tide, the island being cut off from the mainland for the rest of the day. This makes Sully Island a potentially dangerous place, and many people have been swept to their deaths while trying to leave the island as the tide rises very rapidly. All visitors to the island must exercise care and due diligence.

 

Maybe I'm crazy but maybe there is a connection there–that this name was chosen for its symbolism.

 

(Also, the word "sully" is not very illustrious:

 

sully (v.) 1590s, probably from Middle French souiller "to soil," also figurative, from Old French soillier "make dirty" (see soil (v.)). Related: Sullied (1570s); sullying.

 

(Why name your dog that??)

Anonymous ID: ff20aa Dec. 3, 2018, 7:38 p.m. No.4141531   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>4140827

 

Hi Anon. This is the DOJ rep on duty. I am going to need your credit card #, Exp Date, and Security code.

 

After this you'll be all set partner.

Anonymous ID: 9c1fcd Dec. 3, 2018, 8:11 p.m. No.4142258   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>4139025

 

Nothing can stop what is coming.

 

Nothing.

 

Unless well known cucks like fox cuck yet again.

 

In which case, we're fucked, the plan goes to shit, the swamp wins, we lose, and anons are all shipped to the reeducation camps with the special showers.

 

Nothing can stop what is coming. Nothing. Except the entirely predictable. If the obvious thing happens….

 

BOOM

 

We're even more fucked. I can't get the taste of that dead CIA nigger's balls out of my mouth.

Shlomo McShekelstein ID: c64f5e Help M Witaker, DOJ Dec. 3, 2018, 8:13 p.m. No.4142315   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2345

Acting Attorney General, Mathew Whitaker,

 

Sir, I offer the DOJ my services. I am an retired lawyer, having litigated for 10 years. I ran for the US Senate here in California, but lost the CA 6/5 primary. I am 64 years of age, but have a good 12-15 years of focus intellectual capacity, and should live another 30 years.

 

Q sent me, WWG1WGA, to volunteer for service, at the DOJ. I understand in great depth, Trump's Struggle against the Deep State. I am exceedingly well informed, and would like to assist you and the DOJ.

 

If you are interested in a loyal citizen lawyer to assist your efforts at the DOJ, please kindly advise.

 

Shlomo McShekelstein, BS JD, ShlomoMcShekelstein@shekels.com

 

If anyone can get this message to Q, please do so. Tired of sitting on the bench. Time to Rally! https://www.facebook.com/public/Shlomo-McShekelstein-Goy

THAT'S A REAL FB URL, FUKKEN KEK

Anonymous ID: 6a83f7 Dec. 3, 2018, 8:33 p.m. No.4142702   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2752

Q - This pic may not be JFK Jr. but we have posted others. I know this much about you Q. If it was not true you would have by now said RIP JFK Jr. at least so that we could move on.

Anonymous ID: 3071ed Dec. 3, 2018, 8:37 p.m. No.4142812   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>4140827

HEY YOU

 

What makes you think you actually deserve a pure girl? What have you done to earn the privilege of being her first and only? Its almost like you think you deserve gold just for being alive. On top of this, what kind of girl would settle for less? A guy who does nothing, thinks he is owed everything and gives nothing back? You arent even funny or nice. You are cynical and cruel just to mask your hurt. Others were mean to you so you ran away yet feel owed. Society doesn't owe you what you were to weak to stick around for. Everyone else dealt with the trials in their lives and are better for it. You ran. You do not deserve what people who tried deserve. You deserve to be relegated to trash. To the kinds of women who do settle.

Anonymous ID: 3071ed Dec. 3, 2018, 8:41 p.m. No.4142885   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2966 >>3047

No fap challenge: year 80

 

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

Anonymous ID: 3071ed Dec. 3, 2018, 8:44 p.m. No.4142930   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Own a musket for home defense

 

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Anonymous ID: 3071ed Dec. 3, 2018, 8:49 p.m. No.4143042   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Family Fued

 

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH… HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

Anonymous ID: 3071ed Dec. 3, 2018, 8:57 p.m. No.4143156   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>3240

>be me

>get really stoned yesterday afternoon

>decide I REALLY want some McNuggets

>stumble on down to the McDonalds

>get a brilliant idea

>I can have "giant" McNuggets if I just order McChicken patties by themselves instead

>place an order for 6 McChicken nuggets placed in a McNugget box, and plenty of honey mustard sauce on the side

>suddenly realize how weirdly specific and insane my order sounds to the person behind the counter

>person at the counter sees I am clearly stoned and is desperately to keep a straight face and failing

>I look around a bit and realize there are two cops standing right behind me, giving me a "wtf" look and chuckling

>i feel paranoid as fuck that they're going to give me a hard time about being so stoned in public

>i get my food and one of them tells me "just go home, right now" while shaking his head and also trying really hard to keep a straight face

>go home and enjoy my "giant McNuggets" like a king

Anonymous ID: c64f5e Dec. 3, 2018, 9:29 p.m. No.4143602   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>4143561

>meta is pinned

>usually bumped to the first in index.catalog

>newfags post in it

it's just the only logical explanation I can come up with

still don't get it