FLOTUS is Q
She is some crazy Patriot undercover spy
Basically, an arranged marriage w POTUS who the Patriots selected to be the figurehead for The Plan
FLOTUS has been deep deep cover for years
Now she's been unleashed and is allowed to put her training into action
She is the brains of the operation
Trump gets all the glory
He really wants to fuck her, but she's not having any of it bc she knows he's gross
That's why he cheats on her
He's a man with urges that he needs satisfied
She respects him, but is not in love with him at all
Needs him in order to carry out her mission of saving the mutha fuckin world
God bless, FLOTUS
aka Q