How about Schindler's Lifts then?
https://www.schindler.com/com/internet/en/home.html
Schindler’s Swiss-engineered elevators, escalators and moving walks keep the urban world moving, safely, comfortably and efficiently, 24/7 worldwide.
Does that mean that 'Mr. 1953' couldn't get a horse's head then?
Jacob Rees-Mogg appears to have managed it. He's almost in black and white, he's so retro.
Bwahahahaha!!!
That's 'Mr. 1953' himself. He's a bit of a throwback, is Jacob Rees Mogg. His views are equally retro when it comes to domestic roles - he's never changed a nappy from any of his children.
Fuck me, no wonder he's pissed all of the time. I don't drink but I'd give it a shot (or two) if I was on that money for doing next to fuck all.