There are suicidal gay penguins.
Suicidal gay penguins in antarctica, depressed by Rothschilds, John Kerry's visit and DUMBS full of lurking transdimensional Lovecraftian squid-faces who grew up playing 12D sudoku and love to suck penguin dry.
everybody human LOVES penguins. Waddle, waddle, splash. Awwww.
What about a GoFund me for these suicidal gay penguins?
"PENGUINS, IT DOES GET BETTER"
Maybe wait and see how this wall thing goes first.