Wood could work. Nobody reaches this conclusion till they see how bad things really are here. Search for pedos in IL sometime, you might just come up here with a bat yourself.
Chicago data map for pedos: http://www.city-data.com/so/so-Chicago-Illinois.html
Charles Bronson did nothing wrong
You described chicago perfectly anon
Do this, you won't regret it.
I like to donate stuff to the local charity, like warm clothes for the homeless shelter around this time of year. Some poor old bloke is going to need to stay warm and so rip the shirt off my back maybe it will be of use to someone is all I have ever done for the last few Christmas eves.