>>4425009 pb
>buy a metal bat
FYI- in some states, it is legal to beat a persons ass with a WOODEN bat. The material must be natural, not metal, and is seen as made of God's earth, not of man's design. Back in the day, it was permissible to spank your kids with a switch which was a stick cut from a tree. Same theory.
And you can beat that ass without repercussions.