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Anonymous ID: 1229df Dec. 26, 2018, 1:39 p.m. No.4477309   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7324 >>7371

Newfags…

 

Do NOT reply to shills

Do NOT demolish their intentionally flawed arguments

Do NOT debate their idiotic "concerns"

Do NOT engage shills.

 

Do NOT participate in shill KAYFABE

In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not of a staged or predetermined nature of any kind.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe

 

Do NOT perpetuate shill SLIDES.

Do NOT reply to shills.

Do NOT pick up spit

 

If you are NOT sure, LEARN to ID shills

 

shills = hate

shills = labels

shills = repetition

shills = envy, greed, etc.

 

Do NOT correct intentional shill mistakes

Do NOT be triggered by shill taunts

Do NOT eat dead bats off the street

Do NOT bark back at dogs

Do dig, meme, pray.

 

How to Spot a clown

 

Dealing with Clownish Shills & Shilly clowns==

 

>>2322789 Spot a shill

>>2323031 Spot A Clown

 

shills have no agency

no will independent of their masters.

Shills are a profitless burden upon the earth.

Shills are the passed gas of history.

Their words are writ upon water.

 

DIG MEME PRAY

Anonymous ID: 1229df Dec. 26, 2018, 1:44 p.m. No.4477367   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7400

Oath of Shills

 

Repeat after your handler:

 

I am satan's shill. I believe nothing, I will say anything. I have no values, friends or family I will not sell into bondage forever for food and for feathers. Dollars will buy me. What can not spend I will burn in an ashtray or shove up my ass. But give me dollars. I am a shill. I demoralize myself. When I finish the blow I take five footballs and pass out. Asleep, I dream I'm awake. I am a shill. My stridulations are filtered. My mockery, my despair, my anguish, like my coming and my going pass ever unnoticed.

I am a shill. One day I will vanish like the a knot in a shoelace. I am a shill. A petty criminal, a peeping Tom, a canvas for others tattoos, a repeater, an NPC.