Tunez to digz by
Oy I got a mitzvah in before the end of the year.
Hopefully that guy is more aware of his driving and doesn't get into a worse accident later.
But hey, that's what bumpers are for and his scratch was next to every other parking lot scratch.
Gave him a really flustered "pay attention/happy new year".
Rackafrickafrackin'
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET GOY DRIVE.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
ffs
IGNORE THE GAINZ! SOME OF THEM FLUCTUATED!!!
as much as I wanna defend Louis C.K., I don't know if he's on the "up and up" in generalโฆ
Alsoโฆ this is just kinda ripping of Gilbert Gottfried
I remember when all the little blue haired women with pointy rimmed glasses that wanted to shut down everything were likeโฆ 80โฆ not college students.
Anyone wanna pulverize some communion wafers, snort lines of Jesus, and get High on Christ?
PM me for d33ts
I like your schtoyle
JUST IN (two hours ago): Kevin Spaceyโs motion to be excused from an arraignment hearing in Nantucket has been denied; the actor, accused of indecent assault, will appear in court next week - WBTS
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1079823229492047872
"Ms. White was also a foreign policy adviser on the 2008 presidential campaign of We Don't Say His Name (R-AZ)."
First you gotta prove she didn't plan on drinking all of that there.