Greetings, QAnons! I am your neighbor and an emissary from an image board called 3ch.net/cresearch. Long story short, we're researching cryptic information from someone (or someones) calling themselves "C". It looks like C might be a high-level government insider who is providing CAnons valuable information about the deep corruption in our government in a plausibly deniable way. Anyway, the other CAnons sent me over her because we're baking a birthday cake for C and we're out of sugar, so we thought we'd introduce ourselves and we were hoping to borrow a cup of sugar if you have it to spare. Of course, you are all welcome to come over for some cake!