ayy lmao
I used to be a problem drinker and ever since Q said Kikebook listens 24/7/365 when I've been deep in the bottle I just start talking to my phone;
>"I know you are listening you oven dodgers." >"You're gonna get the fucking rope yids, I know about Building 8."
etc.
My phone has started to get fuckery but I'm sure that's me being a retard more than any resources actually being thrown my way.