Wish I could sign up for MIL, but I'd never pass muster. Flat footed, still a bit too overweight (WORKING ON IT GUISE!), and smoke. I can at least help by spreading the memes :)
Oh trust me, I'm on it. Lost about 120lbs the last couple of years. Thanks for the advice though.
My brother joined the marines. My grandpepe was a marine, may he R.I.P.
Also, trust me when I say I could handle it mentally (I've been through some shit in my life.)
While I may not be able to join up, I wish good luck and fortune to any going into the service, those in, and those out!