The Old One, The New One, Or The New New One?
Verily!
I'm sure there's a Trump blow-up doll.
<2 seconds of searching later
Aaaaaand it's a thing.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-blow-up-doll-saint-hoax_us_561beb43e4b0082030a35001
cuz we leave all sorts of decisions up to newborns and children… right?