I call BS, Anon.
Matthew 24:36
[36] But of that day and hour no one knoweth, not the angels of heaven, but the Father alone.
Mark 13:32
[32] But of that day or hour no man knoweth, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father.
If even the Son of God didn't know, why would you be so enlightened? Pretty graphic, though.