>HARP conspiracies
Don't worry so much about HAARP.
It's NEXRAD, HAARP's successor, that you should fear.
God gave them those huge honkers so they might forever smell the shit they are full of.
You hire a lawyer a decade before you run for POTUS and have him hold the dirt on the DS/SG that your family has been collecting since the 1940's.
You then have that lawyer's office raided by the FBI after you've become POTUS.
GET. OUT. OF. DEBT.
Already in debt from BIRTH.