The only thing you have to do is not anger God and you win. If you lose, you know it won't be because anyone else is better, but that God slapped you down for being too arrogant.
You mistook my face as a dumping ground for your own grievances which you caused yourself by your perversions, and that's why I'm appointing all the most corrupt Jews I can find to rule over you until you learn some manners, bucko.