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And Tan-Tans! The Madman! UltraKEK!
He said this about the tan-tans!
"While not as efficient in some ways as airplanes or snowmobiles, these hairy bipedal species of space-lizards offer their own unique benefits. Not only are Tan-tans carbon neutral, but according to a report a long time ago and issued far, far away, they may even be fully recyclable and useable for their warmth on a cold night."
KEK
And after the satirical roasting, he drops it to a sobering and powerful conclusion. Well done!