And suddenly, I'm a Phil Mickelson fan, despite zero interest in golf:

https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/phil-mickelson-epically-shuts-up-country-music-star-jake-owen-go-f-k-yourself/

https://pagesix.com/2019/04/02/nipsey-hussles-suspected-killer-eric-holder-is-in-custody/

Eric "Shitty Cuz" Holder

You can't make this up

>>6026832

Playing golf takes all fucking day long

I don't have the patience for it

Walked off the course on #12 last time I played years ago

It just takes too long, I got other shit I wanna do

Know what's brilliant about all the states going after the heartbeat law?

It's legal whack a mole

Yeah, pursue all those cases in multiple states

You gotta hire lawyers with licenses in those states

They don't work for free

Good luck successfully tracking case progress in multiple cases in multiple states

Haaaaaahahaha

Suck it libtards

https://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/article228682314.html

>>6026915

I ended up on too many courses full of old men who gotta pee every time the wind shifts

Prostates the size of grapefruits

They were the ones holding up play

Avoid geezer golf courses like the plague anons

>>6026959

I didn't think this was real until I checked

LMAO

>>6027058

Holy cow, we ARE the news

This is amazing

>>6027122

>>6027176

Tonight I learned that Wernher von Braun was married to his first cousin Maria Luise von Quistorp.

Holy shit

Rudy Giuliani is married to his 2nd cousin

OMG look at all the Rothschild cousin marriages

No wonder they're so fucked up

sauce https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_coupled_cousins

Alphonse James de Rothschild and his first cousin once removed, Leonora de Rothschild

Edmond James de Rothschild and his first cousin once removed, Adelheid von Rothschild

Ferdinand de Rothschild and his second cousin, Evelina de Rothschild

James Nathan de Rothschild and his second cousin, Laura von Rothschild

Lionel de Rothschild and his first cousin, Charlotte von Rothschild

Nathaniel de Rothschild and his first cousin, Charlotte de Rothschild

Salomon James de Rothschild and his first cousin once removed, Adèle von Rothschild

Adolph Carl von Rothschild and his first cousin once removed, Julie von Rothschild

Albert Salomon Anselm von Rothschild and his second cousin, Bettina Caroline de Rothschild

Anselm Salomon von Rothschild and his first cousin, Charlotte Nathan Rothschild

Mayer Carl von Rothschild and his first cousin, Louise von Rothschild

Wilhelm Carl von Rothschild and his first cousin once removed, Mathilde Hannah von Rothschild