The illuminati card for fraternal orders says "you may think the hats are funny and the motor scooters. If you knew what those hats meant you'd never laugh at anything, ever again"
The fez simply is red from the morrocan legend of dipping the hankies in blood after the moolies killed a bunch of christians.wait a fucking second i thought of this before the fez is christian blood soaked hankercheifs. Why did podesta say a hankie was PIZZA RELATED? Because he dipped it in blood like a retarded shriner thinking the mustache daddy sherrif babysitters will wipe their asses everywhere they go.
you can't ask to join the jesters or else you can never be tapped. The same stipulation given to 32nd degree masons wanting to be given the honorary 33rd degree.