I bet he is Schiffing his pants.
The National Pencil Act: A Lesson From Economics Obama Could Use
https://www.theblaze.com/contributions/the-national-pencil-act-a-lesson-from-economics-obama-could-use
“President Trump is a tragedy in two acts,” Biden said, alluding to his personal attacks, such as calling Rep. Adam Schiff a pencil neck.
https://nypost.com/2019/04/05/trump-trolls-joe-biden-in-bid-for-electrical-workers-vote/