Hey Fags!
So I had this funny thought. re: muh meuller report.
Seems kinda obvious (and far fetched) now that I'm fully awake.
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Anti-Trump/America pols are desperate for the FULL report.
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Barr only releases redacted (hides the juicy part, knowing dems will clamor for it).
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Dems RUN on "full release" as platform for election.
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Trump steals said platform and promises to release in full when re-elected. (POTUS has not read it) (Dems cry)
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Trump re-elected and keeps said promise.
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"Unsealing" of full report brings utter apocalypse for Dems. (as all their crimes were what was redacted)
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Collective head explosions (figuratively) and head removals (literally).
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(infinite #) America great again.
I know, I know. All speculation and whatnot.
BUT….WHAT A FUCKING PLOT-TWIST.
And you KNOW the dems would walk right into that trap.
Fill in the blanks/provide variations/destroy that timeline if ya wanna.