Dear Anon's,
As you may know, we have some major issues regarding IRAN and the other "towel heads" in that oil producing region.
While "BIG MIKE" is away, and Mr. Q is doing his best to make the world safer, we at the NSA have a few requests.
In the past, we have asked you to:
1: Not post naked
2: Post with your pants on
3: Don't fap in front of your PC, laptop or Mobile camera
While most of you have been gracious enough to follow these suggestions, some of you have been, well lets just say, foolish.
We understand the devotion to Pepe, and we share our love of the frog and Shadilay - P.E.P.E., but we do not appreciate the new g-string and crotch underwear.
Wearing a g-string with a penis pocket that looks like Pepe pointing outwards is inventive, and while we admire Mr. Stevens of NY haberdashery skills, it is not fun for us to see your peckers poking through.
If you would be so kind as to at least wear some shorts, our interns and younger staff could get some quality sleep (without the nightmares).
I hope you all understand.
P.S.
Clear plastic tape does not cover your camera, we have automatic filters, so dancing naked and doing the helicopter can still be viewed.
Thanks,
Samatha Suckit
Public Relations
NSA
Maryland