The Stutterer of the House Pelosi live now
Good luck to the Mockingbirds trying to get a decent soundbite out of Speaker Elmer Fudd.
She's in classic Marble Mouth form today.
Less Compd Reporter: Contempt of Congress is always a NothingBurger - why do you believe this time is different?
Pelosi: Because I do.
Everyone in the room: Well, ohhhhhhkay then.
And, she's done.
McConnell is the Grim Reaper.
Guns are bad.
Nadler is a Patriotic Genius.
Just like with Nixon we need moar time to drag the witch hunt out.
Th Th Th Th That's all Folks!
They're going to need some super duper pro editing to be able to get a stutter free soundbite out of that presser.
To be objective as well,
If she were on my side of the political spectrum,
I would tell my cohorts that making Americans cringe when listening to her isn't the best strategy for making our case to the public.
From the article:
It is unclear which transcript will be released next. Hannity said he is aware of 53 more interviews conducted behind closed doors, the same number of interview transcripts the House Intelligence Committee voted last fall to release from its Russia investigation.
Nadler said we're hiring lawyers to grill your ass instead of us.
Barr said fuck that shit.
R's said there's no precedence for doing that.
D's said yeah-huh there is - Kavanaugh hearing when 4-eyes got grilled by Big Gulp Lady Lawyer.
R's said that was different because she was being Fake-n-Gay about shit.
D's said bs now we're Contempt of Congressing his ass.
Now here we are - you're caught up.