How about this?

(thanks anon in PB for pointing this article out)

Big Mike, born in … (drumroll) BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS

Epstein Island huh? Isn't that an interdasting coincidence.

"She" can't run for prez, cause she hasn't lived in the US long enuf.

(Besides being a sleezy tran).

sauce

https://www.usapoliticstoday.org/michelle-obama-register-run-president-denied/

see screenshot