>be me
>ordered some firewood from a guy on craigslist
>ready to burn, he says
>can't find house that's easy AF to find
>five phone calls as he keeps driving past
>tattooed injun shows up with a cord of green shit not cut to spec…three hours late…and can't burn until next year
>whatever
>tarded injun can't back into driveway, so let him pull in forward even tho it makes unloading a PITA
>half the shit isn't even split, and he wants to use giant maul on concrete. Tell him don't bother to save concrete.
>guy has the flu, and wife sitting in car ready to spit out a papoose.
>just want to get rid of him so wife and I bust ass unloading and stacking
>pay agreed price
>jump start injun car because won't start
>spend 20 minutes helping tarded injun try to back out of drive without falling into ditch
>wash TF out of hands so won't get sick
>hour later, get call that I didn't pay stacking fee we never discussed
>tell injun to come over and we'll have cops sort it out. happy to pay if they say so.
>injun pissed and starts making ominous threats
>locked and loaded
>go visit a town cop and sheriff BS'ing on corner and show pic of license plate.
>They know the guy
All I wanted was some fuggin wood.