Wtf are you doin buying wood in december faggot.
Prolly cheap af and fell for a too good to be true price on a cord of split and delivered wood.
Grab dat waifu and get a permit and cut dat shit in the summer.
5/6 cords is a coupla weekends of quality time with the waifu, bumpin uglies afterwards in the woods John Bunyan style covered in sawdust and two stroke fumes.
Oh stole the bloodshot eyed pepe.