>>7924591 lb notable

So let me get this plotline straight:

Kobe: the mid-level rapist Satanic Priest

Kanye: the troubled kid who found God and Country

Ad narrative: Kanye is escaping in a helicopter, into which Kobe throws a bomb which explodes. The helicopter spirals down in flames, and the video ends with Kobe framed by a burning Saturnian swoosh with the flaming helicopter wreckage, presumably with the redeemed Kanye incinerated inside.

"Real-life" narrative: In a (not-so)-Satanic inversion, it's Kobe going down in the flaming helicopter, and at least in the leaked video related, spiraling to the ground in flames, at which point an explosion of unlikely size occurs (those things only burn kerosene, not C4).

The matrix is literally cracking before our eyes.