Notice Bill Gates at Jeff Bezos’s fancy party last weekend?

He went stag.

His hair was the longest it’s been since 1980, it was a mess and it looked a bit greasy for someone with a home.

Looked stressed and maybe like he was mumbling and rubbing his hands in worry?

Lindsey Graham looked like that a year ago. Mitt Romney looked like that last summer. Jack Dorsey looked like that right up until in his Oval Office event too. GWB was a mess for a long while after the election too, but that could be Parkinson’s or something else. Most of 2017 Hilldawg looked like stress death too.

Bezos has spent the last three days intensely trying to convince us his divorce and girlfriend are real.

Um, okay, I’ll play along and not spoil it for everyone.

But Gates? He seems like he’s either in that awkward pre-flip stage or his new instructions are just killing him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7931191/Jeff-Bezos-throws-lavish-party-new-Washington-DC-mansion.html