Posting because it gave me a chuckle kek…And may God Bless him
‘I tuned in to watch football, not porn’: Christian activist wants to sue ‘for $867 trillion’ over J. Lo & Shakira Super Bowl show
Christian minister Dave Daubenmire has vowed to sue the NFL and broadcasters over the “pornographic” Super Bowl halftime show performed by Latina pop divas Jennifer Lopez and Shakira.
The performance at last Sunday's Super Bowl LIV in Miami featured veteran popstress Lopez, 50, pole-dancing and knee-sliding toward the camera with her crotch.
Colombian diva Shakira, 43, belly-danced and also performed while bound with ropes.
Daubenmire, a local minister in Ohio and former football coach, is enraged that Super Bowl organizers and sponsors put on the show without prior warning of its “explicit content.”
"I think we ought to sue,” Daubenmire ranted this week on his ‘Pass the Salt’ podcast.
"Would that halftime show, would that have been rated PG? Were there any warnings that your 12-year-old son, whose hormones are just starting to operate, was there any warning that what he was going to see might cause him to get sexually excited?
"Could I go into a courtroom and say, 'Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire'?
"Could the court say, 'That doesn't apply here because the right to [show] porn overrides your right [not] to watch it'?
"Yeah, well, you didn't tell me I was going to watch it! You just brought it into my living room. You didn't tell me there were going to be crotch shots!
“That's discriminatory against the value I have in my house. You can't just do that.
"I want to sue them for about $867 trillion."
https://www.rt.com/sport/480359-christian-minister-sue-super-bowl-shakira-j-lo/