there is a morman place in Vermont, it's up a long road, up another long road, around a corner, up another hill. And then you are at a free mason place, obliscks and other indicators of self-important bullshit.
and the story is that the place is either in South Royalton or Sharon.
And the story goes on if you ask people in Royalton, they will tell you the birthplace is in Sharon. If you ask in Sharon, they'll say Royalton. (it's a joke).