Thank you baker. Here is the Subpoena Colloda song in meme form. Lyrics written by anons.
If you like Subpoena Collodas, and getting caught in Ukraine.
If you're not what they hoped for, and you have half a brain.
If you like sniffing kids in daylight, so no one calls it rape.''
Then you're screwed and you know it, time to plan an escape.