To the tune of Eminem's Without Me
Two lost in the dark girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two lost in the dark girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
Daddy's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
I've created a monster, ' cause nobody wants to
See Hillary no more, they want Bernie, she's chopped liver.
Well if you want Bernie, this is what I'll give you
A little bit of "ree" mixed with some Barr'd snicker
Some vodka that'll jumpstart her heart quicker
Than a shock when she gets shocked at the hospital
By Doctor Green when she's not co-operating.
Then she's mocking up a fable while he's tolerating (Hey!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the #MAGA inoculating.
I know that you got a job, Sir Hunter
But your father's eye problem is complicating.
So the DNC won't let me be
Or let Twitter me be me, so let me see
They try to shut us down on CNN TV
@ScottPresler
But it feels so empty without me.
So, come on and quip, dumb on your lips
Fuck that! Slum on your pits and mum on your misfits
Now get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy.
I just settled all my lawsuits – fuck you, Stormy!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed and losing, simply foretelling us
Of their future as prisoners helpless
All because someone came along, celling the witch.
A visionary, to some vision is scary
Could start a revolution, looting their graves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone hissing after Declas (BOOM)
It's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my world class, you ask for me?
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Nix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna
Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Testing, testing "Attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talking "this shit, that shit"
Fredo Cuomo, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than that little Mike Bloomberg bastard.
And Roe V? You can get stomped by Robey.
A 78-year-old baldheaded gulag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to you, Heck No!
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole new list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the hits just meme
Everybody only wants to discuss the key
So this must mean I'm re-adjusting
But it's just me, I'm just onscreen.
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the best thing since Benny & the Jetsy
To bounce back altruistic…so unselfishly
And use it to get other's wealthy (Hey!)
That's a concept that works
6 million more workers emerge.
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll still be empty without me.
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me