>>8369359 (pb)
Ask a professor at the local university, Joe. There might be a few scoops in there for anons.
https://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~elgammal/classes/cs205/implication.pdf
They’re Made Out Of Meat
By Terry Bisson
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TheyMade.shtml
"They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"Meat. They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"
"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."
"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."photomaxmix
"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."
"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"
"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."
"No brain?"
"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."
"So … what does the thinking?"
"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."
"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"
"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."
You too can bring a sentient being into a universe that gives them a non zero, non infinitesimal chance of entering into a void of eternal torture. All for the low low price of giving into your tribal instinct to breed!
Just remember not to hire amateurs nor alcoholics to run security for your compound. Usually leads to problems with containment. I listened.
Q+ let moles into his inner circle?
Downsides of following Q
Risk of apophenia
Ambiguous interpretation
Delusional thinking
Not all are qualified to interpret drops
Attracts mentally unstable types
Digs up ghosts such as D>P>A>F
Enemies can read all the public drops, no secrets
Q agrees with me. Ends justify the means and I agree with Q. They checked my IQ. I was chartered years ago for this and passed my sailors test. Nobody likes the counter-surveillance guy but it’s a necessary evil.
God bless you Q but you can’t blame me for this. Power always needs checks and balances. Average anon thinks website is a first hand sauce.