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>Annnnd, Babylon Bee crosses from satire to reporting akshuall news.
…waiting fer dough cuz…
many a truth are spaked in jest
wtf are these thugs?
"the entire apparatus of the United States Government" is dancing on a FUCKING STRING in SOROS' hand.
lost. useless. hopelessly fucked.
look to the generation following and keep yer fingers crossed.
are you saying people who sit at their computers and sling shit all day are lazy, useless, oxygen hogs?
THIS, bitches.
Feeliing like winners, when they goad POTUS into getting a test; when they coopt critical infrastructure like this?
omg she said PIZZA
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
itshabbeningitshabbeningitshabbeningitshabbeningitshabbeningitshabbeningitshabbeningitshabbening
somebody get this guy a Box.
k
the upside of this is, once testing data comes in, we'll know WHAT THE FUCK is going AND
….
be able to show the idiots that panic is stupid.
Cloward-Priven, anyone?
ha omg this imbecile reporter
"what is your plan…so that tens of thousand of Americans don't die"
flatten that curve memebitch gingermound anons
you hear that millenials?
wipe yer fucking noses
ok leaving aside the lack of sauce, what fucking reason does he give shut down schools for an entire year?
Bizarre anons.
FUCKERY AFOOT
>8 hours a moratorium on all taxx payments to the IRS till further notice.
they ought to make it retroactive