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<Herewith my companions were deceived,
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein
is your tactical portashitter compliant?
does your cornholio need TP for its bunghole?
did you get a sour case of Dickel?
did new jerusalem get ruined by a milkshake?
was your shart burning the fire of desire?
did that new church douche nozzle free augustus gloop from the fudge factory ?
did that settlement arrive yet?
was it some israeli jew ass bomber fantasy?
did eating all those clones give you a big digital gaypoop ?
do you just want to shit out a eschaton?
maybe your berliner swampgases are homo?
maybe youcanhazcheeseburgertoo
maybe a boring book will help you sleep
maybe doge of ra was memeing the truth
dundun dundun dundun dundun dundundun dundundun dun dun
better ingredients, better toppings, better pizza
pizza never let you down
jew whine let you down already
what is the carbon tax on club soda?
there will be farts
hur dur de hur dur hur de de