Have you learned how to decipher their coded messages yet?
>Hey folks
Hey Deepstate friends
>Good news: One week after testing positive, in self-isolation, the symptoms are much the same.
Good news, they’ve held me for a week, but the situation hasn’t changed much.
>No fever but the blahs
Lots of talk, but they don’t have much.
>folding the laundry and doing the dishes leads to a nap on the couch
They didn’t believe the cover story and they’ve put me in isolation.
>Bad News: My wife @ritawilson has won six straight hands of Gin Rummy and leads by 201 points.
Bad news, they’ve got us for (whatever six is a code for). We aren’t playing the game (Gin Rummy only goes to 100, playing the game is being a rat) and they know about the 201 scenario (look it up).
>I have learned not to spread my Vegemite so thick
Australia is compromised, don’t flee here.
>I traveled here with my typewriter, one I used to love.
They tracked me through my cell phone. Our phones are compromised.
>We are all in this together
I’m still one of you.
>Flatten the curve. Hanx.
We can defeat them. (Callsign)