Here's one I prepared earlier to share with the sjw feminazi normies.
What people don't understand is that they do not have to enter the court; the whole legal system is rigged against we the people.
As soon as a person enters the court and makes any statement, they are well and truly lost.
You are under no obligation to speak to a single person within the legal system. The minute you do, you consent to them assuming legal (not lawful) authority over you.
The right to remain silent is our most potent weapon!