Anonymous ID: ba85ff April 2, 2020, 1:26 a.m. No.8659143   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9241

>>8659073

 

I just had a dream that I had protect the president, and I noticed there was one spot around this apartment complex that people kept having access to.

I mentioned to the Secret Service about this dilemma and they told me that they didn't have enough SS agents to cover the whole complex and if I thought it was a weak spot in the perimeter that I should be a good citizen and guard the area myself.

So, I quick went back to a friend's apartment, where I thought I had left my cellphone…and when I got there, I thought:

 

"Shit! I better go grab my 9mm out of my refrigerator at home quick!"

 

I do not keep my Nine in the fridge…I don't know why my dream steered me to that?

 

So, I rushed to the door and began running out of my friend's apartment, when—I ran straight into the chest of a big tall sheriff.

 

I looked up at this guy, and he was BIG! BIG and UGLY!

 

Matter of fact…he looked exactly like the actor that played the bad guy on the movie Highlander.

 

I sad, "I'm sorry, officer; but I have to get going"

 

He grabbed a hold of me extremely tightly by my arms and said:

 

"Whoh, whoh, whoh there, son! You ain't goin' anywhere!"

 

Then he pulled me harshly by the arm towards the front of the building. When I saw the building it was covered with toilet paper and horrible graffiti was spray painted with a bunch of curse words.

 

"It seems YOU are the only one around here, son. Looks like I'm gonna have to take you in!", he said.

 

"NO!" I exclaimed. "I didn't do it, and I have to go back home to get my pistol so that I can protect the President!"

 

"You ain't goin' NO WHERE, son!"

 

With that he threw me on the ground and we began to struggle.

 

His bottom lip kept slapping me in the face as we struggled on the ground.

 

Yep, that was my dream before I woke up and decide to join Night Shift for a while on this board.

 

I had to write this down before I forgot about it!