They look awkward.
Ambrose (Part 5) by Linda Laurie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Z4SFc3uho
It's about an adult man leading a frightened child through a dark subway tunnel.
What the fuck is this?
This record charted at #52 in 1958.
h/t to Rollye James, who used to play it on her annual Worst Hit Records annual radio show
Ambrose
It's very dark in here
Ambrose
Where are you
Oh oh Ambrose hold my hand
Ambrose
Ambrose something's vibrating
The walls are shaking
Ambrose we can't go on like this
Why can't we sit in the park like other boys and girls
Why do we have to walk in the subway tunnel
Just keep walking
Ambrose when you grow up
Why don't you be a doctor?
You don't wanna be a doctor?
You wanna be a disc jockey?
Oh Ambrose
You can't spend the rest of your life avoiding responsibilities
Ambrose
How many times have you been in love?
Can't you ever be serious?
Just keep walking
Ambrose
If I gave you my picture
Would you carry it in your wallet
Well if I gave you a wallet
Would you
I'll put some money in it
What do you mean how much
Honest Ambrose
It's not that I didn't want to have the party at my house
I couldn't
My mommy wouldn't let me
She's ashamed
We haven't got a color telephone
Ambrose what was that
Oh Ambrose I've asked you a million times
Why do we have to walk in a subway tunnel
Just keep walking
Ambrose
Ambrose
Maybe
Maybe you'd like me better
If I peroxided my hair like Eloise
Eloise
Eloise you know Eloise
Your mother
You wouldn't like me peroxided
Just keep walking
Ambrose
Ambrose just think
[ 8714193 ]
shhh.
it'll be over for you shills soon.