So…now that it's clear Meghan Markle is douche who thought she was something 'cause she got to be "princess" but who got told she was nothing; then made her pussy-whipped boy-toy go against his family thinking she could sneak back in later but who found out Queenie had other plans; runs away to Canada thinking she could con Canadians into catering to her insanity, failed and got told no; runs back to America where surely she is still an actress that people will genuflect towards and she gets told - again - nobody is going to pay for her and to do anything.

So…what's next? She will divorce Harry; he will go back to "Mum" - hat in hand, and be welcomed back into the family…and she will disappear into the void that is about to be pedowood.

Too bad princess…once a talentless hack - always a talentless hack.

Still one "royal" for you though…you are royally fu*ked!