“Your chart says you’re fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded.”-Dr Lexus, Idiocracy (2006)

How to Fuck Up World Domination 101

Welcome to class. You’re an evil genius and you want to take over the world without anyone noticing? This is a step-by-step guide to help you in showing you what NOT to do. You want to pull the tablecloth out from under the beautiful silverware without breaking it? This guide will show you how to smash every piece and dump mom’s delicious turkey on the floor. Alright evil geniuses, pay close attention. You don’t want to follow these steps below and be a knucklehead.

How to Fuck Up World Domination

Step 1: Broadcast to the world that a global pandemic or “surprise outbreak” will happen within the next few years.

Example: Dr. Fauci, head of NIAID, predicts in 2017 that the Trump administration will see a “surprise outbreak.”

“Sometimes they are blips on the radar screen and sometimes they’re profound.”-Dr. Fauci

“There is no question that there will be a challenge to the coming administration in the arena of infectious diseases,”- Dr. Fauci

Source with embedded speech by Dr. Fauci:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fauci-warned-of-trump-pandemic-2017_n_5e8a0548c5b6e7d76c65c8a4

Step 2: Work directly with the World Health Organization and World Bank to co-convene a WHO-funded and led political/advocacy group called the Global Preparedness Monitoring Board the year AFTER you tell everyone that there will be a “surprise outbreak.”

Example: “The Global Preparedness Monitoring Board (GPMB) is an independent monitoring and accountability body to ensure preparedness for global health crises. Comprised of political leaders, agency principals and world-class experts, the Board provides an independent and comprehensive appraisal for policy makers and the world about progress towards increased preparedness and response capacity for disease outbreaks and other emergencies with health consequences. In short, the work of the GPMB will be to chart a roadmap for a safer world.

Created in response to recommendations by the UN Secretary General’s Global Health Crises Task Force in 2017, the GPMB was co-convened by the World Health Organization and the World Bank Group and formally launched in May 2018. The GPMB is led by its co-chairs, Elhadj As Sy, Chair of the Kofi Annan Foundation Board, former Secretary General of the IFRC, and Dr Gro Harlem Brundtland, former Prime Minister of Norway and former WHO Director-General.”

Source: https://apps.who.int/gpmb/about.html

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Step 3: Fill that board with experts from nations, foundations, and other “realfake” credentialed/academic institutions that hold public “de facto” credibility but in actuality have many pending lawsuits for malfeasance, money laundering, corruption, etc. against them in various countries. And definitely work with the communist Chinese.

Example:

GPMB Co-Chairs/Members:

Co-Chairs:

• Dr Gro Harlem Brundtland, Former Prime Minister of Norway and former WHO Director-General

• Mr Elhadj As Sy, Former Secretary General of the International Federation of the Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies

Members:

• Dr Victor Dzau, President, The National Academy of Medicine, USA

• Dr Chris Elias, President, Global Development Program, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, USA

• Sir Jeremy Farrar, Director, Wellcome Trust, UK

• Dr Anthony S Fauci, Director, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, USA

• Henrietta Fore, Executive Director, UNICEF

• George F. Gao, Director-General, Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention, People’s Republic of China

• H.E. Dr Diane Gashumba, MD, M(Ped), Minister of Health of the Republic of Rwanda

• H.E. Sigrid Kaag, Minister for Foreign Trade and Development Cooperation, The Netherlands

• Prof Ilona Kickbusch, Chair of the International Advisory Board of the Global Health Centre at the Graduate Institute of International and Development Studies in Geneva

• H.E. Prof Veronika Skvortsova, Former Minister of Health, the Russian Federation

• Dr Yasuhiro Suzuki, Chief Medical & Global Health Officer, Vice-Minister for Health, Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare, Japan

• Dr Jeanette Vega Morales, Chief Medical Innovation and Technology Officer, La Red de Salud UC CHRISTUS, Chile

• Prof K. VijayRaghavan, Principal Scientific Advisor to the Government of India

Source: https://apps.who.int/gpmb/board.html

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Step 4: Release your first annual report a year and a half after you create that realfake political advocacy board showing what totalitarian/dictatorial/”in it together” steps need to take place globally in order to prevent worldwide economic destruction and death but that it’s for the greater good while simultaneously being political. Also show that some of your funding sources come from the employers of some of the individuals on your board (clearly indicating several conflicts of interest) and then explain in your report that simulation exercises need to take place in the form of a deadly/infectious respiratory pathogen being accidentally or purposely released, funding needs to be increased to your funding organizations, and that all licenses and intellectual property of your board are protected by WIPO (the same global organization that has a registered patent for a bio cryptocurrency marker by one of the employers of one of your board members.)

Report source: https://apps.who.int/gpmb/assets/annual_report/GPMB_annualreport_2019.pdf

“Finally, we are grateful for the financial support provided to the GPMB Secretariat from the Government of Germany, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the Wellcome Trust, and Resolve to Save Lives.” Source: report above, page 2.

“As an independent monitoring and advocacy body, the Global Preparedness Monitoring Board (hereafter referred to as the Board or GPMB) urges political action to prepare for and mitigate the effects of global health emergencies.” Source: report above, page 4.

“The Board, with a five-year initial term and benefiting from the engagement of independent experts and the support of a professional Secretariat, will monitor preparedness across a broad range of actors and sectors, urging specific actions to drive change. It complements and enhances existing accountability functions of the World Health Organization, the United Nations, the World Bank and other stakeholders.” Source: report above, page 4.

“Leaders at all levels hold the key. It is their responsibility to prioritize preparedness with a whole-of-society approach that ensures all are involved and all are protected. The world needs to proactively establish the systems and engagement needed to detect and control potential disease outbreaks. These acts of preparedness are a global public good that must meaningfully engage communities, from the local to the international, in preparedness, detection, response and recovery. Investing in health emergency preparedness will improve health outcomes, build community trust and reduce poverty, thereby also contributing to efforts to achieve the United Nations Sustainable Development Goals.” Source: report above, page 5.

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step 4 cont'd-

“The GPMB will advocate at the highest levels so that continued, sustained commitments – political, financial and social – are high on the political agenda and we will increase accountability for follow-through. The world is at risk. But, collectively, we already have the tools to save ourselves and our economies. What we need is leadership and the willingness to act forcefully and effectively.” Source: report above, page 5.

“Heads of government must commit and invest. Heads of government in every country must commit to preparedness by implementing their binding obligations under the International Health Regulations (IHR (2005). They must prioritize and dedicate domestic resources and recurrent spending for preparedness as an integral part of national and global security, universal health coverage and the Sustainable Development Goals (SDG)” Source: report above, page 7.

“All countries must build strong systems. Heads of government must appoint a national high-level coordinator with authority and political accountability to lead whole-of-government and whole-of-society approaches, and routinely conduct multisectoral simulation exercises to establish and maintain effective preparedness. They must prioritize community involvement in all preparedness efforts, building trust and engaging multiple stakeholders (e.g. legislators; representatives of the human and animal health, security and foreign affairs sectors; the private sector; local leaders; and women and youth).” Source: report above, page 8.

“Financing institutions must link preparedness with financial risk planning. To mitigate the severe economic impacts of a national or regional epidemic and/or a global pandemic, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank must urgently renew their efforts to integrate preparedness into economic risk and institutional assessments, including the IMF’s next cycle of Article IV consultations with countries and the World Bank’s next Systematic Country Diagnostics for International Development Association (IDA) credits and grants. Funding replenishments of the IDA, Global Fund to Fight AIDS, TB and Malaria (Global Fund), and Gavi should include explicit commitments regarding preparedness.” Source: report above, page 9

“Progress indicator(s) by September 2020 • The Secretary-General of the United Nations, with the Director-General of WHO and Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs strengthens coordination and identifies clear roles and responsibilities and timely triggers for a coordinated United Nations systemwide response for health emergencies in different countries and different health and humanitarian emergency contexts. • The United Nations (including WHO) conducts at least two system-wide training and simulation exercises, including one for covering the deliberate release of a lethal respiratory pathogen.” Source: above report, page 10.

“Any mediation relating to disputes arising under the licence shall be conducted in accordance with the mediation rules of the World Intellectual Property Organization.” Source: report above, page 2.

• Related WIPO note/source on patent for bio cryptocurrency system by Microsoft (Bill Gate’s company and funder of Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation where your Board Member Dr. Elias serves as President): https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606

• Related WIPO note on above patent- for example you would not want people to know that as you are funded by a foundation whose major goal is to eradicate infectious diseases through vaccination that this foundation is also funded by a company that is currently patented for a bio cryptocurrency system which may or may not be complementary to a global vaccination program from a deadly infectious disease. (injecting you with vaccine and their technology to track you and what you do all day long that will determine how much money you receive or have taken away from you.)

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Step 5: Once you have established all of this make sure that your message is parroted in the media and compared to the Clintons. Don’t leave out seriously important details like how certain pathogens could come from laboratories or be genetically manipulated.

Example:

“The Russian lab, known as Vector, was once one of a handful of top-security pathogen research centers in the world, but today there are more than 1,000 such so-called Biosafety Level-3 and -4 labs, in which lethal microbes are stored and studied: Many of the facilities have had leaks and safety breeches.”

“Prospects for even deadlier, airborne microbes have also risen since the 1989 gathering of scientists in Washington because the technology to alter viral and bacterial genes is now fast, easy, cheap, and precise. Whether achieved via CRISPR or even newer genetic manipulations, it is now possible to give microbes all sorts of attributes—or make them, from the DNA up. Whether a man-made killer leaks accidentally, or is deliberately spread by malevolent individuals, no nation has the organization and technology to halt an outbreak once the germs escape their lab confines.”

“In 1996, the Clinton administration declared that “emerging infectious diseases such as Ebola, drug-resistant tuberculosis, and HIV/AIDS present one of the most significant health and security challenges facing the global community,” and issued an eight-point plan for improving pandemic preparedness. The specifics may have changed, but the tone and recommendations in the new GPMB pandemic report are remarkably similar, if not more urgent. The GPMB insists it is possible to render microbial outbreaks to controllable, containable scale—if humanity has the political and financial will to do so.”

Source: https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/09/20/the-world-knows-an-apocalyptic-pandemic-is-coming/

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Step 6: After all of this has been accomplished, follow up a month later with a joint pandemic planning exercise in New York (which could potentially be the largest hotspot for infectious disease in the world during a global pandemic,) and make sure your partners are the same ones funding and physically on the political advocacy board led by the WHO. Make sure they are also capable of rolling out the central technology source/modeling for this type of simulation so everyone knows exactly how they came to be the experts on the total number of infections and deaths worldwide.

Example: “Event 201 was a 3.5-hour pandemic tabletop exercise that simulated a series of dramatic, scenario-based facilitated discussions, confronting difficult, true-to-life dilemmas associated with response to a hypothetical, but scientifically plausible, pandemic. 15 global business, government, and public health leaders were players in the simulation exercise that highlighted unresolved real-world policy and economic issues that could be solved with sufficient political will, financial investment, and attention now and in the future.

The exercise consisted of pre-recorded news broadcasts, live “staff” briefings, and moderated discussions on specific topics. These issues were carefully designed in a compelling narrative that educated the participants and the audience.

The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, World Economic Forum, and Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation jointly propose these recommendations.”

Source: https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/about

Source: https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

Step 7: 2 months after your public simulation exercise with accompanying recommendations, policy directives, economic initiatives, and videotaped media scenarios claiming tech giants will need to censor disinformation, release the virus in a developing/dictatorial area of the world. Blame that country. Follow the entire simulation protocol. Make sure everyone has access to all of your public plans ahead of time and can connect the dots. Encourage global vaccination. Tank all national economies. Put at least 2 of your board members in the international spotlight.

Lastly, go fuck yourself because you will never dominate the world now.