>>9111575 'The plane crashes live on TV. The world gasps at the wreckage and smouldering flames. "Is President Obama dead?" they cry all at once. Suddenly there is movement through the thickening black smoke, "It's him HE'S ALIVE!" they all shriek in union. "Nothing can kill my muthafucking President!"one girl cries. Obama stands, points to the female chanter and replies "You're goddam right.". Then all of a sudden, a humongous raging, testosterone filled, giant white rhino charges at Obama from the rear at full speed with it's horn low to the ground. "Run Mr President!" screams the female fan with all her heart. "RUN." But President Obama is transfixed on the giant horn of the Rhino, and all in an instant while shouting "OH FUCK YEAH!" he drops his pants and aims his asshole for the tip of the Rhino's giant horn. Before the confused fan can say "WTF!" BANG! Obama is penetrated from the raging Rhino horn. The world wide watching audience collectively gasp, as a huge smile of utter delight appears on Obama's face accompanied with another extremely loud "OH FUCK YEAH!" before been tossed 50ft in the air then falling to his death on the ground. THE END.'
>>9112047 (Booth) (Both) Missing O tweet from Pres.
>>9112110 99% of them…