Anonymous ID: 0a7764 May 13, 2020, 5:35 p.m. No.9162014   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2085

There are anons from red states that border blue states. Sometimes the reds have to visit the bluez; they call this, “The Purple Zone.” Here is one of there stories…

 

Yep, 1eyedbassit here and dis is my purple zone experience. See, I was taking spouseanons car to the dealership for service. Now it’s in a blue state, sooo, on the way there, I saw a store with a sign that said cannabis. Long story short, I traded a masked man 5 bucks for a doob of mare-e-wanna. Face to face, seemed legit…and then a drove to the dealership and dropped off the car. There is a empty field next to the dealership so I broke out mare-e and smoked dat shit! Now, spouseanons dealership is nice, so I went in for coffee and donuts. Except, they cancelled that service. So I asked for a ride…dat gone too. So, I set out on fooot. Down the road I saw a fireplace shop and I thought, I got some fireplace questions. So I went inside and met a masked gal - I did not ask if she sold cannabis, but she sent a prudy gal over to answer my questions. Now, I offered my hand, but she denied, said it was policy…I touch my dick everyday so I am not gonna judge her. She was helpful, answered my questions and I left with my answers.

Once outside, I saw a store that said donuts and the open light was on, so, long story short, I traded money for donuts and coffee and was told by the nice unmasked lady that I had to eat it outside the store. I ate dat shit and walked backed to the dealership, got the ride and left. I drove to a toy store and a masked dude was standing behind a table blocking the entrance. I asked if could come inside and he said, No. I said, I will buy one of your biggest LEGO sets if I can come in and pick it out…he said, No. I said, good luck, and left. Den, I drove to to pet smart and there too was a masked man behind a table…I decided to leave the blue zone. On my way home, I thought, it would just take a few businesses with courageous leaders to open completely and challenge their governors illegal orders. If they get arrested, they can contact the new people in the US DOJ office and tell them your state leaders are holding you illegally against your constitutional rights. Then, BOOMERANG! Slap ole Inslee in the face with Big Dick Pepe!

 

And now, Back to you Pepe!