I, Anon, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.
My fealty unto Him and Old Glory.
USAF 2T151 (separated).
Field sound recordist (currently).
Guide me, Lord, into the meatspace. I can idly witness no more. The deeds of evil men must stop. Love must prevail, bitter as it may be. My Country must not fall.
Standing by for further instruction.