guys its me sammy

i was looking at baker girls and got horndog

so i put ground beef in a condom and now its stuck in my butthole

wat do

guys guys i managed to grab the edge of the condom

but it was backwards and it just extruded the meat into my anus

is it bad to have raw ground beef up there?

my bedroom smells like sweat and hamburger helper

im gonna try to poop the meat out brb

im on the potty

it sounds like pouring dinty moore off a stepladder

guys im worried

it looks like italian wedding soup

>>9582315

i flushed it but im still worried is it bad to have raw ground beef in my butthole?

will i get worms?

will i get mad cow?

my mom was going to make meatballs

and shes asking where the pound of beef went

i hid the packaging in my pillowcase

>>9582355

im 14 nigga i can do it

i played minecraft today and built a sweet duck

i gave him a penis

i farted and it smelled like salisbury steak?

>>9582399

it was super big man

i could walk on it and go inside

i put.a bed in there

guys how do i get rid of the styrofoam thing without my mom seeing

if she finds out i put meat in my bum she will tell my dad

brb i think my anus is bleeding

its not bleeding it was just meat juice left over

does anyone here do furry stuff

>>9582431

what happens when you electrocute your butt

i like butt stuff but its scary sometimes

>>9582589

what would happen if i put it in my butt

guys i keep wiping and more meat juice coming out

how can i go to bed?

can i make a tampon?

i shouldnt have poured the red blood stuff into the condom i guess

my dad is yelling at mom for not meatballs

lololololol

i am making a tapon out of kleenex and yarn