STARS AND BARS, RED WHITE AND BLUE-HOMETEAM, MAN!
IT'S TRUMP 2020!
THEY'RE THROWING AN OXYGENARIAN AT US,
STUGGLING WITH DEMENTIA,
TRYING TO HIDE LIQUOR ON HIS BREATH
DEALING WITH A SON WHO JUST GOT A STRIPPER PREGNANT DOWN IN ARKANSAS,
CHEATING ON HIS DEAD BROTHER'S WIFE!